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Post Icon Posted: Sep. 04 2008,8:31 am Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS EXPLAINED THE MYSTERY!!!

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with marriage or religion, but the Indian Embassy in Washington, DC has recently revealed the true story. When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a liquor store or a motel in the United States.

If there is nothing under the dot, he must take a job in India answering telephones and giving unintelligible technical advice to frustrated Americans.

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Post Icon Posted: Sep. 04 2008,10:09 am Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:rotflmao  I shouldn't be laughing at this, very non-PC. Aw hell,  :rotflmao

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:eek  :laugh  :rotflmao  :laugh

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Post Icon Posted: Sep. 04 2008,2:27 pm Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:rotflmao  :rotflmao

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Post Icon Posted: Sep. 04 2008,11:04 pm Post # 5 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (WATERDOG @ Sep. 04 2008,10:09 am)
:rotflmao  I shouldn't be laughing at this, very non-PC. Aw hell,  :rotflmao

.....and dat's exactly why da gig is laughin'!  :good  :laugh  :p

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LMAO!.. :laugh  :rotflmao
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Post Icon Posted: Sep. 05 2008,4:33 pm Post # 7 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
dot dot dot dot's all folks........


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Post Icon Posted: Sep. 05 2008,5:53 pm Post # 8 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
it woud be funny if it didn't seem so true :rotflmao  :rotflmao  :rotflmao

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holy cow and all this time I thought it was a starter button!!!!!!!     :D  :jumpie

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Post Icon Posted: Sep. 06 2008,5:38 am Post # 10 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (Dyce51 @ Sep. 06 2008,3:36 am)
holy cow and all this time I thought it was a starter button!!!!!!!     :D  :jumpie

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Post Icon Posted: Sep. 06 2008,4:44 pm Post # 11 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Biggest prob with "dots" owning Liq Stores...they NEVER keep the beer cold enough... :beat  :angry  Nor keep the windows clean... :rolleyes  :laugh

Edited by shueman on Sep. 06 2008,4:45 pm
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Post Icon Posted: Sep. 07 2008,6:09 am Post # 12 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (shueman @ Sep. 06 2008,4:44 pm)
Biggest prob with "dots" owning Liq Stores...they NEVER keep the beer cold enough... :beat  :angry  Nor keep the windows clean... :rolleyes  :laugh

I won't buy beer at the "dots"!.. :D
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