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Post Icon Posted: Nov. 25 2008,5:59 pm Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
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Only presidents, editors, and scientists have the right to use the editorial "we."

Life is too important to take seriously. (Corky Siegel)

If you knew what you were doing you'd probably be bored.

If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.

The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy.

I've enjoyed just about as much of this as I can stand.

Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius. (Josh Billings)

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen. (Albert Einstein)

The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming dragon.

You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.

If you're happy, you're successful.

Pro is to con as progress is to Congress.

If you eat a live frog in the morning, nothing worse will happen to either of you for the rest of the day.

If you understand what you're doing, you're not learning anything.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

The universe does not have laws -- it has habits, and habits can be broken.

I didn't know it was impossible when I did it.

Of course there's no reason for it, it's just our policy.

Conceptual Inertia: If you think big enough, you'll never have to do it.

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Post Icon Posted: Nov. 25 2008,6:01 pm Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
But wait theres more :beer

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.

Furious activity is no substitute for understanding. (H. H. Williams)

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. (Eleanor Roosevelt)

Q: Why don't elephants eat penguins?
A: Because they can't get the wrappers off.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.

It's not an optical illusion, it just looks like one. (Phil White)

You cannot kill time without injuring eternity.

Great minds run in great circles.

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein--it rejects it.

The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it.

Like the ski resort of girls looking for husbands and husbands looking for girls, the situation is not as symmetrical as it might seem. (Alan McKay)

An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.

Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth.

Our problems are mostly behind us. What we have to do now is fight the solutions.

If it happens, it must be possible.

The only really decent thing to do behind a person's back is pat it.

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Post Icon Posted: Nov. 25 2008,6:02 pm Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
OK back to Lurking :alien

One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.

Delay is the deadliest form of denial. (Parkinson)

A slave is one who waits for someone else to set him free. (R. Brown)

Like most wildly ambitious people, I am driven almost exclusively by fear of failure. (Scott Turow)

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? (Edgar Bergen)

Always leave within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so. (Josh Billing)

Everywhere is walking distance if you have time. (Steven Wright)

So I did the only thing you can do when you are trapped in a corner: I chewed my way through the wall. (Scott Adams)

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Post Icon Posted: Nov. 26 2008,5:43 am Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
I feel like I may be becoming a Lurker  

Lurker does not participate in normal forum discourse, but he's out there...watching, reading every message. He is usually quite harmless, and more often than not his silence reflects a natural reticence rather than sinister motives. If a fight breaks out he will quietly observe to avoid revealing his position. Occasionally, however, some mysterious impulse drives him to de-lurk and attack. This totally unexpected assault is universally regarded as an ambush, and other Warriors will turn on him savagely. Lurker seldom sticks around to fight it out, however, and after a brief exchange, he once again slips out of sight.

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Post Icon Posted: Nov. 26 2008,6:11 am Post # 5 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (Carrera Elite @ Nov. 26 2008,6:43 am)
I feel like I may be becoming a Lurker  

Riiight!.. :laugh  :rotflmao  :laugh  :rotflmao
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Post Icon Posted: Nov. 26 2008,6:15 am Post # 6 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
One Never Knows....... :laugh  :D

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Post Icon Posted: Nov. 26 2008,6:18 am Post # 7 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
They say miracles do happen, but................. :D  :laugh
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Post Icon Posted: Nov. 27 2008,8:38 am Post # 8 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.  Fred Allen

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.  Woody Allen

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary. Yogi Berra

Forget the past- the future will give you plenty to worry about.  George Allen

With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!  Rodney Dangerfield

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Post Icon Posted: Nov. 27 2008,11:35 am Post # 9 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Wow I've been quoted :laugh

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Post Icon Posted: Nov. 27 2008,12:29 pm Post # 10 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Now You Are Someone!! :laugh  :laugh  :D

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Post Icon Posted: Nov. 29 2008,12:25 pm Post # 11 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
I quote myself...does that count?  :stupid

"It seemed like a hell of an idea at the time".
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Post Icon Posted: Dec. 03 2008,5:17 pm Post # 12 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (DirtySquirty @ Nov. 29 2008,1:25 pm)
I quote myself...does that count?  :stupid

Sometimes..... :D

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