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Posted: April 12 2009,11:39 am

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Steve Rocco is in the news again. While this article is old, he's currently awaiting trial for allegedly stealing a bottle of ketchup from a university cafeteria.

Albertsons Wants Me Dead
Orange school trustee Steve Rocco charges supermarket with murder attempt
by NICK SCHOU
Published on February 24, 2005

Attorney Fernando Leone hosted a press conference in his Santa Ana office on Feb. 18, but the man of the hour was Orange Unified School District (OUSD) trustee Steve Rocco, who revealed that Albertsons Supermarket tried to murder him 20 years ago. The alleged plot by the seemingly innocuous doubler of grocery coupons began in 1980, when police arrested Rocco at a Santa Ana Albertsons and booked him on shoplifting charges. It's an incident Rocco detailed extensivelyâ€”really, really, really extensivelyâ€”in his 1992 book, ROCCO Behind the Orange Curtain: Secret Chronicles & Public Record Accounts of Corruption, Murder & Scandal of Corporate & Political California.

Besides the Weekly,the only media outlets represented at the press conference were Pasadena-based public radio station KPCC, whose Orange County reporter Rob Schmitz left halfway through the event, and TheOrangeCountyRegister,whose hapless cub reporter seemed mystified as to how Rocco's views on Albertsons had anything to do with Orange school politics.

She obviously wasn't paying attention.

Wearing his trademark blue-wool watch cap and dark sunglasses, Rocco appeared cheerful, even charming. This was quite unlike his Dec. 9 swearing-in ceremony at OUSD's headquarters, where Rocco coldly called himself the "anti-corruption candidate" and enigmatically vowed to battle The Partnership in his new role as a high-school educator.

Though he'd walked in trailed by a surprise witness, Rocco began by officially putting to rest press accounts in OCWeeklythat he's actually the deceased performance artist Andy Kaufman. "You look more like Andy Kaufman than I do," he said before expressing admiration for the dead comedian. "You have to respect someone who rises to the top of his field yet still keeps his day job washing dishes."

Then Rocco spent nearly an hour detailing his years-long legal battle to prove that the evidenceâ€”four rolls of Kodak film and a SmokeCraft sausageâ€”used against him in his 1981 trial were false. He described how the jury in his first trial failed to reach a verdict and how the original judge recused himself from a second trial because he had "reasonable doubts" about Rocco's culpability. Rocco says he prepared for the second trial by writing to Kodak Co. in an effort to prove that the film used as evidence against him had expiration dates that proved they couldn't have been on the shelf at the supermarket in Santa Ana the day he was arrested.

Rocco's problems with Albertsons didn't end with his shoplifting conviction. He alleged that his 1982 arrest for stealing records from a local library was also arranged by the supermarket. Rocco said police took hundreds of records from his home and returned all but four. "Just like I was arrested for four rolls of film, I was arrested for four records," he explained. "This was a plan to destroy my appeal."

But Rocco's most startling revelations about his alleged victimization at the hands of Albertsons concerned his involvement in a March 25, 1987, vehicular incident that morning. Rocco was bicycling to court when he says he was struck by a truck. The male truck driver took him to the hospital but left with his bike. Rocco later found the bike in the back of the truck, and after a scary encounter with a man wielding a power saw, he retrieved his property.

Rocco says he soon discovered the entire accident was part of a murder plot orchestrated by Albertsons.

That discovery came when he met Evan Harris, Rocco's mysterious Tony Cliftonesque sidekick at the Feb. 18 press conference. Harris then unleashed a bombshell: he was hired to spy on Rocco by a lawyerâ€”who was the same man who tried to murder Rocco with his truck.

"At the time, I was a student at Santa Ana College taking paralegal classes," Harris said. "I was looking for employment in Orange County, dropping off rÃ©sumÃ©s, and one day, I was in the courtroom, and there was a bulletin board. I saw an ad for a legal assistant." Harris said he met with a lawyer who told him "there was a lot of money to be made, especially if I did investigative work on Mr. Rocco."

Harris said he followed Rocco to the Orange Coast College swap meet and "did kind of a surveillance thing." The lawyer had told him Rocco was selling bootleg records, but Harris claimed he saw no evidence to support this. "I saw no criminal activity of any kind," he said. "But [the lawyer] kind of insisted I go back and keep trying. He said that he worked for Albertsons and that there was a lot of money to be made."

At this point, Leone interrupted Harris.

"What do you know about the contract to run over Steve?" he asked.

"Well, after a while, I was suspicious about the whole thing," Harris responded. "I wasn't comfortable. . . . Mr. Rocco was trying to contact me at this time. He showed me a lot of paperwork on [the lawyer] that [showed] he was arrested for hit and run. I never went back. This is 20 years ago now."

"How do you know [the lawyer] meant to kill Rocco in that hit-and-run incident?" Leone asked.

Harris looked confused. "When I met with Mr. Rocco, he had papers on the hit and run," he finally said.

"Those are big allegations," Leone declared. "Are you going to leave us hanging there, Steve?"

"Yes, I'll leave you hanging there," Rocco said. "Next time, I'll go into The Partnership."

The only question came from a clearly befuddled Registerreporter, who reminded Rocco she was here to cover a press conference called by a school official.

"How does all this play into your role at OUSD?" she asked.

"There's no difference to me between my role as an educator at OUSD and fighting The Partnership," Rocco responded. "It's the same thing."

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Posted: April 12 2009,11:40 am

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Posted: April 12 2009,11:43 am

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Posted: April 12 2009,11:48 am

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Return of the Rocco Files: Rocco Lives!
Tuesday, Nov. 27 2007 @ 11:18AM
By Nick Schou in Rocco Loco

An article (if you can call a 10-sentence blurb, including the writer's contact information, an article) in yesterday's Orange County Register confirms that Steve Rocco, Orange County's favorite edgoo-ma-caterer, has survived the latest assassination attempt by the secret cabal that controls local politics behind the Orange curtain. Actually, assassination attempt is a bit of an exaggeration: what the Register reported is that a group of school officials and parents who have been gathering signatures to subject Rocco to a special recall election gave up their efforts because they determined it would be too "costly."

Rocco, in case you didn't know, is the lovable Orange Unified School District trustee, former substitute teacher and full-time conspiracy theorist who won office in the heavily conservative school district three years ago because his opponent, Phil Martinez, had the misfortune of being endorsed by the teacher's union. Shortly after the election, people started wondering just who they voted for and reporters from across the country descended on Rocco's well-secured Santa Ana compound in vain attempts to interview him. Amidst that frenzy, the Weekly made history by unveiling him as the deceased performance artist Andy Kaufman and the author of the self-published book R.O.C.C.O Behind the Orange Curtain: Secret Chronicles & Public Record Accounts of Corruption, Murder & Scandal of Corporate & Political California, a half-diary/half-expose of The Partnership, an unlikely alliance between the Albertsons grocery chain, Kodak Corp. and Smokecraft Sausage.

As the Weekly was first to report, Rocco stumbled across the Albertsons-Kodak-Smokecraft conspiracy in 1981, when he was arrested for shoplifting several rolls of Kodak film and a package of Smokecraft sausage at an Albertsons store in Santa Ana. He spent the next two decades displaying his vintage vinyl collection--some of it borrowed from the local public library--at various swap meets--and unsuccessfully running for various public offices. After finally becoming a trusty steward of the educational needs of Orange schoolchildren, Rocco fulfilled his public duties by showing up at board meetings in a black hat and sunglasses and maintaining an eerie silence, which he interrupted only to rant about the Partnership to bewildered audience members.

The failed recall election effort isn't the first time the dark forces that secretly control Orange County (and possibly Planet Earth itself) have tried to get rid of Rocco. As Rocco told the Weekly in Feb. 2005, The Partnership first tried to whack him on March 25, 1987, when he was bicycling to court and was struck by a truck. The male truck driver took him to the hospital but left with his bike. Rocco later found the bike in the back of the truck, and after a scary encounter with a man wielding a power saw, he retrieved his property.

And just a few months ago, Rocco claims someone threw an apple at him in what was obviously a murder attempt. When a Weekly reporter happened to drop by his house for a chat, Rocco appeared in his driveway with dried blood on his face, clear evidence of the crime. Rocco stated that the would-be hitmen threatened him with certain death if he didn't give up his attempts to expose The Partnership. "My ass is grass," Rocco says they told him. "They tried to kill me."

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Posted: April 12 2009,11:50 am

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Rocco Recall Documentary Hits the Internets
Wednesday, Jan. 16 2008 @ 11:40AM
By Nick Schou in Rocco Loco

Chapman University political science professor Fred Smoller has been fascinated by the spectacular rise to power of Steve Rocco, the wacky Orange Unified School District trustee, ever since Rocco won his election in November 2004, and particularly after parents who voted for Rocco because the ballot described him as a "teacher" and his opponent, Phil Martinez, as a park ranger, realized they'd just elected a nutbar and tried (unsuccessfully) to recall him.

Unbeknownst to voters--and the national and local media, except for us--Rocco wasn't a "teacher" but an unemployed recluse obsessed with uncovering the so-called Partnership, a secret cabal between Albertsons, Kodak and Smokecraft Sausages that controls Orange County government. As first reported by the Weekly a week after his election, Rocco discovered the Partnership in 1980, when he was arrested for shoplifting four rolls of Kodak film and a sausage at an Albertsons store in Santa Ana.

Anways, Smoller now has a documentary on the internet that you can view at www.recallingrocco.com. It includes a lot of great footage of Rocco ranting and raving about the Partnership during school district board meetings, insulting fellow board members, and generally sounding paranoid and crazy. The Weekly, of course, has had a lot of fun with Rocco. We attended his press conferences (during which Rocco soberly outlined attempts by Albertsons to murder him) and even broke the biggest story about him ever written: that Rocco is actually the deceased performance artist Andy Kaufman, (see "If You Believe They Chose a Man Whoâ€™s a Loon.")

But Smoller, who has posted Rocco's rants on Youtube, doesn't find Rocco amusing at all. "The YouTube website has 21,000 hits, but, unfortunately, that is from a large group of people who are convinced that Rocco is Andy Kaufman," he says. "Others think Rocco is cool because he is giving it the â€œman!â€ But I think there is a big difference between his incoherent rants and effective challenges to authority."

Smoller says he paid for the documentary out of his own pocket and no Orange school district or Chapman University funds were used. He hopes the video will be used in high school and college social sciences classes. Teachers interested in using the video for their classrooms can contact him at [EMAIL=fsmoller@socal.rr.com.]fsmoller@socal.rr.com.[/EMAIL]

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Posted: April 12 2009,11:51 am

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.... and I heard that he smells bad too.

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Posted: April 12 2009,11:53 am

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Grand Theft Ketchup
Tuesday, Sep. 30 2008 @ 2:17PM
By Nick Schou in Rocco Loco

Last weekend, The Orange County Register reports, Steve Rocco was busted for stealing a bottle of ketchup from a cafeteria at Chapman University. He was observed taking the bottle by a security guard who alerted police, who cited Rocco for misdemeanor theft, for which he will have to pay a $250 fine if convicted by the justice system, a system that, as Rocco has personally revealed and first reported here, is secretly controlled by the Partnership, a shadowy cabal Rocco first came across back in 1981 when he was busted for stealing several rolls of Kodak film and a Smoke Craft sausage at an Albertsons store in Santa Ana.

Convicted of that theft by a judge and jury controlled by the Partnership--which in turn is controlled by, you guessed it, Albertsons, Kodak and Smoke Craft sausage--Rocco dedicated his life to unveiling this dark conspiracy.

Well, that, and selling stuff at swap meets and running for local school-board races that he never won until four years ago, when he beat a union-backed candidate to become the wackiest member of the already-wacky Orange Unified School District Board of Trustees. Ever since, he's been an enigma, showing up for meetings in dirty clothes, a funky hat and sunglasses, mystifying the public with his bizarre rants about the Partnership.

Click on the Rocco Loco archive for this blog and check out our past stories, including a post about Fred Smoller, the Chapman University professor whom the Reg reports is about to unveil his Rocco documentary, which is likely why Rocco has been visiting the Orange campus recently.

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Posted: April 12 2009,11:54 am

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Ex-Orange School Trustee Steve Rocco Hits Weekly with Subpoena!
Thursday, Feb. 26 2009 @ 4:15PM
By Nick Schou in Rocco Loco

During my lunch break today, a nice lady with the Orange County Sheriff's Department dropped by the Weekly's offices looking to serve me with a subpoena. I won't go into the myriad possibilities of pissed-off people who crossed my mind, but suffice it to say I assumed this was some crazy or disgruntled person I've written about harassing me with legal paperwork. So it was to my great surprise when, an hour later, the sheriff's employee returned again, and handed me a a subpoena to testify next month in the criminal trial of Steve Rocco, the ex-Orange Unified School District trustee.

The last time I wrote about Rocco, he'd just been busted for stealing a ketchup bottle from a cafeteria at Chapman University. He's fighting the charges, of course, and has a criminal trial scheduled to begin at 9 AM on March 18. I'll be there, but it's doubtful I'll be testifying. All I know about Rocco's arrest is what I wrote in that aforementioned blog post. But my guess is Rocco doesn't want me on the stand to talk about stolen ketchup, he wants me to tell the world about "The Partnership," the evil cabal involving Albertsons, Kodak Film and Smokecraft Sausage that secretly controls Orange County government.

As I've previously noted here and here, Rocco first encountered and exposed the dreaded Partnership in 1981, when cops busted him for stealing several rolls of Kodak Film and a sausage from an Albertsons Supermarket. For years, he valiantly struggled to end the group's tenebrous stranglehold on power and avoid their almost imperceptible efforts to assassinate him. In Orange a few years back, Rocco struck back at the cabal when thousands of parents--acting on Rocco's voters guide self-desciption as an 'educator' smartly voted him onto the school board.

Sadly, Rocco's reign as an educator has now ended and sadder still, the Partnership has once again set Rocco up for stealing food items. The Ketchup Advisory Board could not be reached for comment, but I have a feeling they have something to do with the Partnership. Either way the Weekly promises to be there in court on March 18.

Stay tuned...

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Maybe The Mothership Should Pick Him Up...... :laugh

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Posted: April 12 2009,11:59 am

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I'm thinking I may join the list of "the Partnership" by making these posts. :rolleyes

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Posted: April 12 2009,12:01 pm

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The Great Ketchup Caper Trial, Day One
Wednesday, Mar. 18 2009 @ 1:01PM
By Nick Schou in Rocco Loco

The Orange County Superior Courthouse's courtroom C-47 had a standing room only crowd this morning, as the much anticipated case of the People versus Steve Rocco finally went before a judge. Rocco, in case you don't already know, is the former Orange Unified School district trustee who was arrested last September for allegedly stealing a bottle of ketchup from a Chapman University cafeteria. After refusing to plead guilty, Rocco now faces trial for petty theft of a condiment valued, according to trial paperwork, at $1.20.

To Rocco, the arrest was just the latest proof that he's been targeted for decades by a vast, all-powerful conspiracy called the "Partnership," which consists of corporate entities like Kodak Corp., Smokecraft Sausage, and Alberston's, and which secretly controls Orange County government. He first came across the insidious cabal in 1981, when Santa Ana police arrested him for shoplifting several rolls of Kodak Film and a Smokecraft sausage from an Albertsons supermarket. Â After being elected to the school board in 2004 by voters apparently impressed with his lack of union affiliation and self-description as an "educator," Rocco refused to vote on anything to do with education and used his time during board meetings to accuse fellow board members of being part of the Partnership.

I was at the courtroom to both cover the trial and because Rocco sent me a subpoena, along with about 50 other people, including several next-door neighbors, former Orange County Sheriff Mike Carona, an unnamed representative of Heinz Company--part of Rocco's defense apparently involves his belief that unrefrigerated ketchup is actually "garbage." Â I didn't see Carona there, nor the phantom Heinz employee, but I did talk to several other supposed witnesses, all of whom were nowhere near the scene of the crime. The witness who was closest to the cafeteria, Fred Smoller, a Chapman University political science professor who produced a documentary about an effort by parents to recall Rocco, actually played an unwitting role in Rocco's arrest. Rocco had stopped by the campus several times to harass Smoller, so he'd warned campus security to be on the lookout for a tall skinny guy with a funny hat and a bike.

After two hours of legal wrangling, while attorneys for the witnesses tried to have Rocco's subpoenas quashed, Smoller and everyone else was impatient to get back to their busy lives. "I'm going to have to cancel my classes today," he said, adding that he wished prosecutors hadn't pressed charges against Rocco. Paraphrasing Woody Allen in the film Bananas, Smoller concluded, "This case is a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty."

The rest of today's court session will likely be consumed by back and forth between Rocco, who is acting as his own attorney, and lawyers for the supposed witnesses, over whether any of them (us) will have to actually testify. Jury selection is scheduled for tomorrow morning, and the case could last from anywhere from two days to a week, depending on just how insane our justice system really is.

For previous coverage of Rocco and the Partnership, visit Navel Gazing's Rocco Loco archives here.

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Posted: April 12 2009,12:03 pm

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The Great Ketchup Caper Trial, Day Three
Monday, Mar. 23 2009 @ 1:07PM
By Nick Schou in Rocco Loco

The defendant showed up for court today in the same outfit he was wearing last Wednesday: green pants, loose black loafers, a big bandage on his head and sunglasses clipped to his eyeglasses that were flipped up for indoor use. It was day three of the strange case of the People vs. Steve Rocco, the ex-Orange Unified School District trustee, also known, to readers of the Weekly's Rocco Loco archive at least, as the brave battler of the "Partnership" conspiracy, that pesky cabal made up of Albertsons, Kodak Film, Smokecraft sausage--and everyone else who has ever pissed off Rocco--that secretly controls OC government.

Rocco was arrested Sept. 27 for allegedly stealing a half-empty bottle of ketchup valued at $1.20. Although Rocco claims he was "recycling" the bottle, which, being that it was in a non-refrigerated state, was actually "garbage," the District Attorney's office insists on trying him for petty theft, possibly motivated by Rocco's prior shoplifting arrest, namely a 1981 conviction for pilfering several rolls of Kodak Film and a sausage from an Albertsons supermarket in Santa Ana.

In this case, after issuing dozens of subpoenas to everyone from next-door neighbors to college professors and journalists, including me, who Rocco views as relevant to his case, although none were anywhere near the scene of the crime, Rocco saw each subpoena quashed, but did succeed in having the last judge taken off the case because of his nefarious ties to Chapman University.

His new judge, Jacki Brown, (no relation to the Quentin Tarantino movie), declared late Thursday afternoon that she doubted whether Rocco, who's been acting as his own attorney, is mentally competent to represent himself. She appointed public defender Michele Bell, (no relation to the Beatles song on the band's Rubber Soul album) to meet with Rocco and determine if he's nuts. Bell did so, and at just after 9:30 this morning, told Brown that Rocco was not a nutbar but that he still wanted to be his own lawyer.

So Judge Brown asked Rocco a a series of questions aimed at seeing if he knew just how crazy his decision to represent himself really was. Call it a Catch 22 Q & A, because If Rocco answered by saying he knew what he was doing was crazy, he'd be admitting he was nuts, and if he said he didn't think what he was doing was nuts, that'd be tantamount to confessing craziness as well. After Brown asked each question, Rocco simply answered "Yes" or "I understand" in a distinctly non-crazy tone of voice.

Suddenly, Brown discovered she was dealing with a man who once described himself (on the cover of his own book, no less) as "America's premier legal technician." Rocco interrupted Brown and told her that in his expert legal mind, all these questions about whether he was capable of realizing how "unwise" and "ill-advised" his decision to act as his own attorney was, meant that she had already made up her mind about the case, and therefore she needed to recuse herself. Unfortunately, Brown refused to grant Rocco's request, because he hadn't put it in writing or cited any legal framework for her disqualification.

Rocco scratched his head a few moments, then told Brown that he'd had a change of heart: if Public Defender Bell wanted to represent him, that'd be just fine after all. The fact that Bell is what we experts in the collection of facts for the reporting of news stories for public consumption commonly refer to as "cute" or a "pretty lawyer lady" may have played some role in Rocco's decision to keep her around. Or maybe Rocco's not really crazy after all and he realized that unlike him, Bell is a competent attorney and his best shot at beating the rap and defeating the Partnership's latest attempt to silence, discredit and assassinate him. Either way, Bell doesn't have the slightest idea what the hell to do with Rocco now that he's her client, so the judge agreed to delay his trial until next month, so Bell can wade through Rocco's elaborate defense strategy involving the Partnership's plot.

The biggest waste of resources in our county's courtroom history will continue on April 6.
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Posted: April 12 2009,12:04 pm

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The Great Ketchup Caper Trial, Day Four
Thursday, Apr. 9 2009 @ 11:06AM
By Nick Schou in Rocco Loco

I arrived at Department C-51, the courtroom of Judge Jacki Brown--is it me, or doesn't that sound like the title of a great movie sequel?--just after 9 AM to find the courtroom nearly empty. Besides the bailiff, clerk, court reporter, and Rocco himself, who was still wearing the mysterious bandage on his scalp he had on two weeks ago and still festooned with his famous clip-on sunglasses flipped up for indoor usage, there was just some elderly guy in a tennis outfit reading the OC Register and LA Times reporter Tony Barboza.

Finally, twenty minutes or so later, prosecutor Lynda Fernandez and Rocco's brand new public defender Erica Gambale walked in, followed by Register reporter Rachanee Srisavasdi. Â Fernandez told us that the actual jury trial won't start until Monday morning, when 60 jurors and 40 backup jurors will be ready to carry out their vital public service by pondering over the fate of ex-Orange school board trustee Rocco, better known--especially to loyal fans of the Rocco Loco files--as anti-supermarket conspiracy crusader, attempted assassination evader and alleged ketchup kleptomaniac.

Fernandez showed us a list of witnesses she planned to call to the stand early next week to prove that Rocco stole a half-empty bottle of ketchup valued at $1.20 from a Chapman University cafeteria last September. They include Chapman security officers Josie Wright and Jonathan Pashke, as well as Eduardo Correa, a cafeteria employee. When Fernandez explained that one of those witnesses saw the "theft," Rocco--who describes himself as "America's premier legal technician--corrected her. "Alleged theft," he said.

"What about the other two names on this list," Srisavasdi asked, pointing at two names at the bottom of the page that Fernandez hadn't mentioned.

"Oh, they're witnesses I'm not planning to call to testify," Fernandez explained.

One of the names looked familiar to me: Mark McCain. He is a major figure in Rocco's Â so-called "Partnership" conspiracy theory, namely that Albertsons supermarket, Smokecraft Sausage and Kodak Film Corp. secretly control Orange County government. Rocco first unveiled that conspiracy when he was arrested at an Albertsons supermarket in 1980, while allegedly attempting to shoplift a sausage and several rolls of film. McCain, as it turns out, was the Albertsons manager who called the cops. He was also the son of the supermarket chain's CEO.

I say was, because McCain died several Â years ago--Rocco's defense brief in the ketchup arrest includes McCain's death certificate, which shows he died of a drug overdose--proof, to Rocco at least, that Albertsons is actually just a cover for a drug cartel.

"What's Mark McCain doing on your witness list?" I asked Fernandez, to Rocco's obvious delight. He chuckled sagely, stroking his chin.

"Oh, he witnessed a prior theft," she said.

"My understanding is he's deceased now," I Â offered.

"Oh, that explains why we weren't able to track him down," Fernandez said.

Needless to say, none of this exchange made any sense to anyone in the room except Rocco and me. A few minutes later, the excitement ended when Judge Brown strode into the courtroom and after wishing everyone a good morning, ruled that because of previous media coverage of this case, and her hope to ensure a fair trial, she was rejecting requests by the Register and KTLA TV to bring cameras into the courtroom. You're welcome.

I have to agree with Judge Brown's ruling. We wouldn't want this case of utmost seriousness and non-ridiculous importance to degenerate into some kind of circus, would we?

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The guy that lost to him in this election is an Elk brother of mine. :peace

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Posted: April 12 2009,12:21 pm

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The guy at the end of this clip, Evan Harris, was the guy that was supposedly hired by the Albertsons lawyer that tried to kill Rocco by running him over with a truck and subsequently stole Rocco's bicycle. Â Harris was supposedly paid to tail Rocco and report on what he sold at a local swap meet. Â Rocco was arrested for stealing records from a public library, but he blames Albertsons for being behind his arrest.

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Posted: April 12 2009,12:26 pm

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No need to wonder why court costs are so high. And this guy was an Educator. :banghead

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Posted: April 12 2009,12:31 pm

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Posted: April 12 2009,12:32 pm

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Posted: April 12 2009,12:33 pm

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Posted: April 12 2009,12:38 pm

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Posted: April 12 2009,2:25 pm

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Wikipedia pretty much sums this guy up here.

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Posted: April 12 2009,7:05 pm

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Sounds like a typical California politician with typical uninformed California Libs voting him in.

What a whacko :rolleyes

They got a name up here in the Pacific Northwest for people like him...... The name Involves daisies and dirt

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