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Post Icon Posted: April 30 2009,10:45 am Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
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The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
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Post Icon Posted: April 30 2009,11:33 am Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Thanx for the heads-up! Fortunately I have been rendered immune to work so I have no worries! :good  :p

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Post Icon Posted: April 30 2009,2:14 pm Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
I want to stay healthy, so it looks like I'm walking off the job and headed to the liquor store.  :)



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Post Icon Posted: May 01 2009,6:41 am Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Does Microsoft have a cure for that?  :stupid

It's a fact of Life:

After Monday and Tuesday, even the Calendar says : WTF .......
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Post Icon Posted: May 01 2009,7:01 am Post # 5 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
I seem to be immune to the WORK strain.  :D

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Post Icon Posted: May 01 2009,7:52 am Post # 6 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Another good reason to  :drink  :drink  :laugh
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Ridamdiculous! Closing schools for 2 weeks? ONE person died in the US! Prolly 5000 died in cars yesterday and we're still driving!  Made me sad and angry that one school cancelled its prom. The media is TOTALLY out of control!!!!

Edited by My Man's Sportin' Wood on May 01 2009,7:55 am
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Post Icon Posted: May 01 2009,8:00 am Post # 8 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (My Man's Sportin' Wood @ May 01 2009,7:55 am)
Ridamdiculous! Closing schools for 2 weeks? ONE person died in the US! Prolly 5000 died in cars yesterday and we're still driving!  Made me sad and angry that one school cancelled its prom. The media is TOTALLY out of control!!!!

Did I just hear the sound of a nail being hit on the head?

:laugh

It's a fact of Life:

After Monday and Tuesday, even the Calendar says : WTF .......
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Post Icon Posted: May 01 2009,8:02 am Post # 9 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (My Man's Sportin' Wood @ May 01 2009,7:55 am)
The media is TOTALLY out of control!!!!

So, what else is new!.. :rolleyes  :laugh
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Post Icon Posted: May 02 2009,2:00 pm Post # 10 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (My Man's Sportin' Wood @ May 01 2009,7:55 am)
Ridamdiculous! Closing schools for 2 weeks? ONE person died in the US! Prolly 5000 died in cars yesterday and we're still driving!  Made me sad and angry that one school cancelled its prom. The media is TOTALLY out of control!!!!

That's Just The Way The Media Usualy Works!! Making A Mountain Out Of A Mole Hill!! :beat  :beat  :beat

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Post Icon Posted: May 03 2009,5:52 am Post # 11 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (Carrera Elite @ May 02 2009,2:00 pm)
Quote (My Man's Sportin' Wood @ May 01 2009,7:55 am)
Ridamdiculous! Closing schools for 2 weeks? ONE person died in the US! Prolly 5000 died in cars yesterday and we're still driving!  Made me sad and angry that one school cancelled its prom. The media is TOTALLY out of control!!!!

That's Just The Way The Media Usualy Works!! Making A Mountain Out Of A Mole Hill!! :beat  :beat  :beat

And they're doing a good job of it too!.. :beat  :rolleyes
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