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Post Icon Posted: June 09 2009,6:24 pm Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
BBQ RULES We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to BBQ, the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine...
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat.
Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine...
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.

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Post Icon Posted: June 09 2009,8:51 pm Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:rolleyes   Good thing I do my own grilling...

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Did I tell ya about my awesome spicy grilled shrimp?!  Better have some ice cold brewskis on hand to wash down those babies!

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Post Icon Posted: June 10 2009,6:21 am Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
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Post Icon Posted: June 10 2009,7:03 am Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
I just happened to BBQ last night for 250 graduating seniors. Had a great time....substitute Students for Wife in the above, and that's pretty much how it went.  :good  :laugh

"It seemed like a hell of an idea at the time".
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Quote (DirtySquirty @ June 10 2009,7:03 am)
I just happened to BBQ last night for 250 graduating seniors. Had a great time....substitute Students for Wife in the above, and that's pretty much how it went.  :good  :laugh

Very cool... :good   Very expensive... :eek
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Quote (familyties @ June 10 2009,5:07 pm)
:good My BBQ style
1. Clean grill and have a beer  :drink
2. Perform lighting of the grill and enjoy a beer  :drink
3. Shoot the bull while having a beer while heating up the grill  :drink
4. Carefully arrange meat on grill while balancing beer in other hand.
5 thru 7 Have more beers
8. Burn meat, blame wife for distractions
9. Order Pizza and have more beer :beer
10. I Wonder why wife don't like BBQ :stupid

:rotflmao  :good
I check the weight on the steaks, then calculate the beers needed for proper grilling... :laugh
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Post Icon Posted: June 10 2009,5:07 pm Post # 7 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:good My BBQ style
1. Clean grill and have a beer  :drink
2. Perform lighting of the grill and enjoy a beer  :drink
3. Shoot the bull while having a beer while heating up the grill  :drink
4. Carefully arrange meat on grill while balancing beer in other hand.
5 thru 7 Have more beers
8. Burn meat, blame wife for distractions
9. Order Pizza and have more beer :beer
10. I Wonder why wife don't like BBQ :stupid

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Post Icon Posted: June 10 2009,5:23 pm Post # 8 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (familyties @ June 10 2009,5:07 pm)
:good My BBQ style
1. Clean grill and have a beer  :drink
2. Perform lighting of the grill and enjoy a beer  :drink
3. Shoot the bull while having a beer while heating up the grill  :drink
4. Carefully arrange meat on grill while balancing beer in other hand.
5 thru 7 Have more beers
8. Burn meat, blame wife for distractions
9. Order Pizza and have more beer :beer
10. I Wonder why wife don't like BBQ :stupid

In other words, if we're invited to your house for a bbq we should bring lots of beer?! :D

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Post Icon Posted: June 11 2009,5:49 am Post # 9 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (CaliKat @ June 10 2009,5:23 pm)
Quote (familyties @ June 10 2009,5:07 pm)
:good My BBQ style
1. Clean grill and have a beer  :drink
2. Perform lighting of the grill and enjoy a beer  :drink
3. Shoot the bull while having a beer while heating up the grill  :drink
4. Carefully arrange meat on grill while balancing beer in other hand.
5 thru 7 Have more beers
8. Burn meat, blame wife for distractions
9. Order Pizza and have more beer :beer
10. I Wonder why wife don't like BBQ :stupid

In other words, if we're invited to your house for a bbq we should bring lots of beer?! :D

Well, it is the main ingredient after all!.. :D
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Post Icon Posted: June 11 2009,8:58 pm Post # 10 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Quote (CaliKat @ June 10 2009,5:23 pm)
Quote (familyties @ June 10 2009,5:07 pm)
:good My BBQ style
1. Clean grill and have a beer  :drink
2. Perform lighting of the grill and enjoy a beer  :drink
3. Shoot the bull while having a beer while heating up the grill  :drink
4. Carefully arrange meat on grill while balancing beer in other hand.
5 thru 7 Have more beers
8. Burn meat, blame wife for distractions
9. Order Pizza and have more beer :beer
10. I Wonder why wife don't like BBQ :stupid

In other words, if we're invited to your house for a bbq we should bring lots of beer?! :D

Or lots of pizza.  :laugh

"It seemed like a hell of an idea at the time".
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