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Post Icon Posted: July 15 2009,1:55 pm Post # 1 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning..  

I went downstairs for breakfast  
hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,  
'Happy Birthday!',  
and possibly have a small present for me.  

As it turned out,  
she barely said good morning,  
let alone ' Happy Birthday.'  

I thought....  

Well, that's marriage for you,  
but the kids...  
They will remember.  

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast
and didn't say a word..  
So when I left for the office,  
I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.  

As I walked into my office,  
my secretary Jane said,  
'Good Morning Boss,  
and by the way  
Happy Birthday ! '  
It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.  

I worked until one o'clock ,  
when Jane knocked on my door  
and said, 'You know,  
It's such a beautiful day outside,  
and it is your Birthday,  
what do you say we go out to lunch,  
just you and me..'  
I said, 'Thanks, Jane,  
that's the greatest thing  
I've heard all day.  
Let's go !'  

We went to lunch.  
But we didn't go where we normally would go.
She chose instead at a quiet bistro with a private table.  
We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.  

On the way back to the office,
Jane said, 'You know,  
It's such a beautiful day...  
We don't need to go straight back to the office,  
Do We ?'  

I responded,  
'I guess not.  
What do you have in mind ?'  
She said,  
'Let's drop by my apartment,  
it's just around the corner.'  

After arriving at her apartment,  
Jane turned to me and said,
' Boss, if you don't mind,  
I'm going to step into the bedroom  
for just a moment.  
I'll be right back.'  
'Ok.' I nervously replied.  

She went into the bedroom and,  
after a couple of minutes,  
she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ...  
Followed  
by my wife,  
my kids,  
and dozens of my friends  
and co-workers,  
all singing 'Happy Birthday'.  


And I just sat there....  


On the couch...  




Naked.

It's a fact of Life:

After Monday and Tuesday, even the Calendar says : WTF .......
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Post Icon Posted: July 15 2009,5:55 pm Post # 2 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply
:laugh

Love those.

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:good  :rotflmao  :beer
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Oldie but goodie!.. :laugh  :rotflmao  :good
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:rotflmao  :rotflmao   Would make a great Family Guy episode!

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Quote (malibuken @ July 16 2009,8:12 am)
:rotflmao  :rotflmao   Would make a great Family Guy episode!

Whew, glad I don't have a secretary that looks like the one KC posted........ :laugh

Ain't life Grand? Treat it that way.
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