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V Drives suck they are for old men!  :bebe  :D


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Super Focker makes an appearance twice a year and can't get anything straight, guess he's been hanging over at HB too much, focken traitor!. :beat  :beat  :)

It's the ditch pumps that "suck and blow" and they are for pussies, especially the ones with "engine covers"!. :rainbow  :rainbow  :rainbow  :bebe  :bebe  :bebe  :laugh
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Post Icon Posted: Oct. 15 2004,6:38 am Post # 3 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

If V-Drives suck, does that mean that Jet Boats swallow? :D  :rotflmao  :rotflmao

Just kidding, I like both V-Drives and Jets, for different reasons of course. :D  :good




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Post Icon Posted: Oct. 15 2004,4:17 pm Post # 4 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Maybe Brad wanted to make sure that he didn't lose his Super Focker!
title in his absence from the board. :laugh






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Post Icon Posted: Oct. 15 2004,9:10 pm Post # 5 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Quote (Havasu Doug @ Oct. 15 2004,4:17 pm)
Maybe Brad wanted to make sure that he didn't lose his Super Focker!
title in his absence from the board. :laugh

:rotflmao That could very well be!.. :D  :good  :rotflmao
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Quote (Havasu Doug @ Oct. 15 2004,4:17 pm)
Maybe Brad wanted to make sure that he didn't lose his Super Focker!
title in his absence from the board. :laugh

You got it!  :good

Hey Art I have been meaning to ask you where do you keep your walker and wheelchair in that boat of yours?  :bebe  :D


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Quote (miller19j @ Oct. 18 2004,9:25 pm)
Quote (Havasu Doug @ Oct. 15 2004,4:17 pm)
Maybe Brad wanted to make sure that he didn't lose his Super Focker!
title in his absence from the board. :laugh

You got it!  :good

Hey Art I have been meaning to ask you where do you keep your walker and wheelchair in that boat of yours?  :bebe  :D

Bite me MOFO, anytime you want to put it to the test let me know!. :beat  :beat  :bebe  :bebe  :D
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Hey Miller, let me know when you're ready to step up to that 21' River Cruiser your wife keeps emailing me about.  Apparently she knows what's up.   :beer  :rotflmao  :D


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Hey Miller, let me know when you're ready to step up to that 21' River Cruiser your wife keeps emailing me about.  Apparently she knows what's up.   :beer  :rotflmao  :D

I think you better show us a pic of Miller and Wifey in it. :laugh






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Quote (Havasu Doug @ Oct. 19 2004,10:22 pm)
Quote (jordanpaulk @ Oct. 19 2004,10:11 pm)
Hey Miller, let me know when you're ready to step up to that 21' River Cruiser your wife keeps emailing me about.  Apparently she knows what's up.   :beer  :rotflmao  :D

I think you better show us a pic of Miller and Wifey in it. :laugh

Yea and don’t forget the steering wheel this time  :D


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Dang Miller what do you mean V-drives suck.Didn't you mommy ever teach you that SQUIRTGUNS are for children! :laugh  :laugh  :laugh Any time you want to bring that Super Soaker out to race I'll be there after Art gets done spanking you. :fouet  :fouet


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Quote (AzMandella @ Dec. 04 2004,9:53 am)
Dang Miller what do you mean V-drives suck.Didn't you mommy ever teach you that SQUIRTGUNS are for children! :laugh  :laugh  :laugh Any time you want to bring that Super Soaker out to race I'll be there after Art gets done spanking you. :fouet  :fouet

What do you expect from someone that has one of them  :rainbow thingy dingies over his motor!. :rolleyes  :laugh  :laugh
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Post Icon Posted: Dec. 04 2004,2:10 pm Post # 13 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Quote (GoFastRacer @ Dec. 04 2004,2:40 pm)
Quote (AzMandella @ Dec. 04 2004,9:53 am)
Dang Miller what do you mean V-drives suck.Didn't you mommy ever teach you that SQUIRTGUNS are for children! :laugh  :laugh  :laugh Any time you want to bring that Super Soaker out to race I'll be there after Art gets done spanking you. :fouet  :fouet

What do you expect from someone that has one of them  :rainbow thingy dingies over his motor!. :rolleyes  :laugh  :laugh

arn't those :rainbow thingy dingies the equivelent of a sissy bar on bicycle :laugh  :laugh  :D  :stupid  :stupid


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Yep!. :D  :laugh  :laugh
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I gotta give it to ya miller. You got balls bringin your suck and squirt out. I think the cold rainy weather is doing some serious damage to your cerebral cortex. Azmandella and I will take you out but you better wear a depends. FOCKER
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Quote (vdrivelarry @ Dec. 04 2004,6:04 pm)
I gotta give it to ya miller. You got balls bringin your suck and squirt out. I think the cold rainy weather is doing some serious damage to your cerebral cortex. Azmandella and I will take you out but you better wear a depends. FOCKER

No, he's................. SUPER FOCKER


Oh yeah, Miller.... fock off!!!! :D


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That’s “Mr. SuperFocker” to you guys!  :D


Don’t you guys know that all jet boats go 100 miles per hour? Do I have to teach you guys everything……  :D


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Hey Art.You know if my engine only put out 250 hp I'd hide it with a :rainbow cover too. :laugh  :cry  :cry


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Don’t you guys know that all jet boats go 100 miles per hour?

Only if you list it on E-bay... until then it's just a slow gas hog...  :ass  :bebe :D


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Quote (AzMandella @ Dec. 04 2004,8:26 pm)
Hey Art.You know if my engine only put out 250 hp I'd hide it with a :rainbow cover too. :laugh  :cry  :cry

Hey it pulled 251.0000034 on the dyno!  :D


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Post Icon Posted: Dec. 04 2004,8:33 pm Post # 21 see this member send this member a private message  quote this post in reply

Quote (miller19j @ Dec. 04 2004,9:32 pm)
Quote (AzMandella @ Dec. 04 2004,8:26 pm)
Hey Art.You know if my engine only put out 250 hp I'd hide it with a :rainbow cover too. :laugh  :cry  :cry

Hey it pulled 251.0000034 on the dyno!  :D

Hey that's cool we'll give you 252 :eek  :eek  :laugh


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I just waxed it and shined up the chrome so it probably goes at least 120 now   :D


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Quote (AzMandella @ Dec. 04 2004,9:26 pm)
Hey Art.You know if my engine only put out 250 hp I'd hide it with a :rainbow cover too. :laugh  :cry  :cry

Why, it would still be faster than a "ditch pump"!.. :D  :laugh  :laugh
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Quote (miller19j @ Dec. 04 2004,9:38 pm)
I just waxed it and shined up the chrome so it probably goes at least 120 now   :D

Is that miles per hour or feet per minute :laugh  :ass  :ass


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Quote (miller19j @ Dec. 04 2004,9:38 pm)
I just shined up the chrome so it probably goes at least 120 now   :D

Never happen unless you remove the  :rainbow cover!. :laugh  :laugh  :laugh


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